I practice

This weekend, Mom, Larry, and Andrea were here for Christopher's birthday.  Somehow, Larry, Andrea, and I were chatting about nationalities.  And I was wondering if Jewish is a religion or a nationality.  (I believe it's both)  And then I was wondering about Muslim.  Is that a religion or a nationality?  Larry said that lots of nationalities practice the Muslim religion.

Payton was listening in to the conversation.  At this point, she pipes up and says, "I practice cartwheels."

I will call him Super Balls

Christopher and Ron have been watching America's Got Talent a lot lately.  There is one act that just seems to have Christopher mesmerized.  There is a guy that gets all of his friends to kick him in the groin as hard as they can.  He does try to spice it up a bit y bmaking a skit out of it, but still... Ouch!  Christopher just doesn't get why any one would ever do that.  He asks Ron a lot of questions about it.

The latest skit has the kickers as bad guys and the kickee as the super hero that eventually saves the day.  After watching it, Christopher turns to Ron and says, "I think I"m going to call him Super Balls."

Fantastic Sams

I took Christopher to get his haircut at Fantastic Sams.  When it was over, he said, "I don't know why they call it Fantastic Sams.  That was not Fantastic."  Granted she was a little rough shaving his head for his mohawk and he has been spoiled by the treatment he usually got from my awesome hair chick, Kim.  Plus, Kim always had cookies, suckers, birthday gifts....  We miss Kim.