When I'm a Mom

Payton:  When I'm a Mom and I'm going to let my kids puff the box of food so food comes out the top of it so they can eat it that way.
Me:  Well that will make a mess.  Who's going to clean up the floor when that happens?
Payton:  I'll let our dog eat it.  We should let Jakey do that.
Me:  Jakey can't eat people food.  It makes his belly hurt.
Payton:  No I mean with his dog food.  We should let Jakey eat off the floor.  Chris and I let him do that when we made trails for him on the floor downstairs.  He followed us everywhere.

Huh, so that's what you were doing downstairs the other day...